Justin Long really s**t the bed this time. No, like, ACTUALLY.
The Dodgeball star is proving true love DOES still exist, because what his wife had to witness is not for the faint of heart! LOLz!
Justin appeared on the PIE podcast with husband and wife team Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal on Tuesday and opened up about a moment that would test ANY marriage… And gag reflex! He recalled being in Mexico City with his lovely bride Kate Bosworth when he came down with a bad case of food poisoning which left him bedridden and hooked up to an IV. He remembered:
“I was hooked up to an IV, and [Kate] was having to follow me to the bathroom with the thing. It was like Dumb and Dumber. I was just, like, really comically unloading.”
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But the comedy came to a screeching halt when No. 2 came knocking at his back door while in bed… And he literally just couldn’t hold it:
“And then, at one point that night, I woke up, and there’s no other way to say this, I can’t dance around it: I had s**t the bed. I had s**t the bed, and she was in the bed.”
OMFG! That poor woman! But if he had any doubts about his relationship with the Blue Crush star, they all went out the window — because she was SO accommodating. The Barbarian actor recalled:
“She was, like, two feet away from me with this IV bag. And she was holding it so patiently, and she was like: ‘Everything’s fine.’ And I thought about how much I loved her. I was like: ‘I just love this person, I’m so grateful to this person.’”
He continued:
“She was not judging, not making me feel weird, or bad, and I just felt so lucky, you know? I was s***ing my brains out, and she was looking at me lovingly, and I thought: ‘This is really romantic.’”
Awww! What a wholesome yet totally f**ked up love story! Ha! Justin added:
“She convinced me to take a shower after, you know, s***ing the bed. You know where all you want to do is be in bed? But I got myself in the shower, I cleaned off, and then she was on the phone with the doctor, and she saw me. I could count on one hand how many times she’s had a judgmental approach to something that I was doing.”
So sweet for being so nasty! Of course, if there’s one thing she could have maybe gotten a pass on judging him for? He got right back into the soiled bed — but she STILL refrained from doing so:
“I saw her watch me get into bed, back into bed, into the same bed, onto my side. I was avoiding the spot, but I was still getting back into my filth. And she looked at me, and she said, ‘What are you doing?! I said, ‘I’m just getting back into bed.’ And she said, ‘Don’t. Don’t do that. Don’t. Go on my side.’”
OMFG. What a WILD night. But that’s true love for ya, folks.
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